Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Forget those in vitro flashcards!


Get Juicy Juice instead. If your tired of shoving those little flashcards up your veejayjay (thanks Oprah), you can now wait for your child to make its appearance in the human world before you
have to start teaching him to read. In fact, all s/he has to do is drink Juicy Juice and it will be no time before s/he is at your bedside with a box of Cherrios trying to get "some cholesterol off you."

Nestle -- late to the water game, and I believe we have castigated them for it -- is now producing Juicy Juce that actually says "Brain Development" on the bottle.


Are they nuts?

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