Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Honors for Lanikai


Our own brand -- Lanikai Bath and Body -- the lotions, soaps, scrubs, washes, shampoos, salts, bubblebaths -- is going to be on TV Tokyo. They will be filming here on Saturday and the last
broadcast -- on Seoul -- got 8.6 million viewers. They expect Hawai`i to do better. Much better.

Also want to pat ourselves on the back for great comments we get about our products and our store in Lanikai. You can order online, too. www.lanikaibathandbody.com

Monday, April 5, 2010

Now There's Snuss


"Smokless tobacco" in little tea bags that you can slip between your gums and your teeth (no one notices) until you get to your next smoking tobacco opportunity.
NBC interviewed one kid who sucked on Snuss and smoked a pack a day. He even commented that he could suck on Snuss while brushing his teeth!
The Swedes have had it for three years. Now it debuts in America ..Keeps the addiction going ... another one for Big Tobacco.

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Dog Food, Raccoons & Eyeglasses

Sears has some genuinely funny commercials for its optical department ...
Targeted at Boomers, one features a woman in her nightgown calling the cat in for the night ---
along comes a raccoon, which she ushers in to sleep with her.
The second features a guy barbecuing -- sniffing the air for the strange smell of charcoal he has just poured --- which is actually dog food.
Mistakes we getting-old-folks really could make.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Best Sound Identity : Playing Nightly


And daily. Who knew NBC had so many channels?

We're talking about the Olympic theme ...One of the most powerful and most recognized sound identities in the entire world!

Spy Candy


A Pennsylvania school gave laptops to their kids, and then spied on them through the webcams attached ... caught a kid eating something and reported to his parents that he was doing drugs.

Turns out he was eating ...candy ... Mike's & Ike's ... a favorite of our media maven friend Mary Kinoshita.

Of course, so far this is only a story on HLN. But we're pretty sure we heard in the background that he was eating "Mike's & Ike's".

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Deadly Doritos, Men in Underpants and Too Many Babies


This year's Superbowl commercials were lame.
Luckily, the game lived up to its brand!

Monday, February 1, 2010

Nothing Like Hawaii


ProBowlers -- almost to the man -- say they'd rather be in Hawai`i than in Miami (where many of them have off-season homes) for the ProBowl.
Either the HVCB has done a great job of laying the ground work or the guys just plain LOVE
Hawai`i.
Either way, it's to our benefit. ESPN interviews this week are full of "don't get me wrong, I'm grateful and its an honor, but there's nothin' like Hawai`i"
picture from U.S. Press Wire

Better than A Super Bowl Commercial


Dolphin Stadium has been renamed Sun Life Stadium as part of a deal that the Dolphins struck with the Canadian financial services firm, industry officials said Monday.
The name change happened before the Jan. 31 Pro Bowl and Feb. 7 Super Bowl.
The five-year deal reportedly averages out to $7.5 million annually.
Dolphin Stadium has been renamed seven times.

Who Dat?


The Saints have been calling themselves "Who dat?" for years... now, that it matters (i.e they are going to the Super Bowl), the NFL has trademarked it and issued a number of cease and desist order to small -t shirt makers who are trying to put a little money in the bank.

The NFL is over the top about stuff life this ... when you really think about it, what a joke it is that we can actually trademark phrases that are part of the common zeitgeist.

TV in the background while writing this: Kathie Lee actually trademarked "everyone has a story."

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Suck On This.

Wal-Mart's practice of manufacturing in China brings us cheap prices ... and danger.
This week, Princess & the Frog necklaces -- for all of $5.00 -- were recalled because of high levels of cadmium. According to the U.S.Department of Labor, "Cadmium is an extremely toxic metal ..." Disney took the belated step of banning cadmium in any of its merchandise.

We've Come A Long Way


Not too long ago, it would have been unthinkable to introduce a car that had a Japanese name in the U.S. and Europe: Suzuki's Concept Kizashi has become a reality.
Kizashi is a Japanese word meaning “prelude” or “foretaste”. The name symbolizes the change within Suzuki. The Concept Kizashi represents Suzuki's passion for challenges (this is a major aspect of Suzuki's corporate culture), its future direction, and the competitive strengths that are unique to Suzuki.

To fulfill this mission, the design theme for the Concept Kizashi is “a dynamic athlete in motion”. ...summed up by the attributes of a great athlete: dedication to sporting challenges, physical strength that comes from hard daily training, a honed physique with no superfluous weight, and the presence and dignity of a champion.

Friday, January 29, 2010

KHON GIVES MUFI FREE ADVERTISING


In their new promos, "I love 2", in the center of a group of young people is a guy in a red shirt with "MUFI" on it in white letters.

This, to me, is a violation of some FCC rules.

Charles D'Jou Buys a Truck


Evidently he is hiring the strategist who helped Scott Brown beat Martha Coakley.
Now, he needs to put his kids on Hawaii Stars and his wife on KHON.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

"Aulani, Are you In?"


Disney names its Ko Olina Resort after a nosy neighbor in a Times Warner commercial.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

HELP U SELL Thinks IT'S MAC


New Help-U-Sell commercials are a rip off of the Mac vs PC ads featuring John Hogdman as the PC. Even the music background is pretty similar. Are these national ads? Is Apple going to do something about this?


Monday, January 25, 2010

Football Rules: Even in the days before "high tech"


After yesterday's Greek tragedy (will it be Favre's Last Pass?), it is worth it to remember why we love sports so much. It's the story. Corporations spend huge amounts of money to create their own stories --- but sports are about human drama, and they are compelling.
More than 40 years ago, the networks did not realize how much we loved football. Who remembers the Heidi Bowl? Because NBC was contractually obligated to the movie's sponsor, to broadcast Heidi from 7 pm to 9 pm that evening, the network had instructed Dick Cline, NBC's Broadcast Operations Supervisor, to cut to Heidi at exactly 7:00 pm, whether the football game between the Jets and the Raiders was over or not

As the game approached its exciting ending, however, NBC's executives changed their minds and decided to air the game to its conclusion and delay Heidi by several minutes if necessary. However, because so many football viewers were calling the network requesting the network not cut away from the game the NBC executives could not get through. NBC tried to contact the mobile unit in Oakland to call Broadcasting Operations, but Broadcasting Operations countered that they needed direct orders in order to rearrange scheduled programming.
With the game fed on telephone lines instead of satellites, Cline could not see what happened in the final minute. In an NBC Burbank studio where the TV feed was being controlled, Cline received no late instructions otherwise, and when the network came back from commercials, Heidi started on schedule at 7:00 pm. Cline later said that he was called directly by the president of NBC after the network ended its coverage, demanding that the game be put back on the air. However, the video link to the stadium had already been disconnected; reestablishing it would have required action by a multitude of telephone switching stations across the country.

While millions of stunned football fans east of Denver suddenly found themselves watching Heidi, the Raiders scored two touchdowns on three plays and won the game 43-32 in what has been voted by fans as one of the 10 most memorable games in American football history

At 8:40 pm, a crawl across the bottom of the screen announced the ending to the game (during a dramatic point in the movie when Heidi's paralyzed cousin Clara fell from her wheelchair and had to summon enough courage to try to walk).

The following evening, ABC News anchor Frank Reynolds was seen reading excerpts from Heidi (with the title of the book clearly visible), with cut-ins showing the two Raider touchdowns.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Import Strategy That Doesn't Work


NASCAR on FOX -- is promoting its February return with commercials that actually feature the military -- I definitely saw the Army and probably others were represented as well.

It is creepy of NASCAR (and FOX) to do this ... dishonors those who serve and does not add integrity to the NASCAR "cause".

Maybe this is a result of their research on ratings decline: A double-digit decline in ratings for NASCAR on FOX has officials researching why the audience is shrinking and what, if anything, can be done to reverse the trend.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Wal-Mart: buy Chinese. live smarter.


Wal-Mart's aspirational television commercials, showing people who are unlikely to shop at Wal-Mart, living in homes that are unlikely to be owned by Wal-Mart shoppers have actually attracted shoppers who are unlikely to shop at Wal-Mart.

According to te HomeScan division of AC Nielsen:
Who’s the fastest-growing Wal-Mart demographic? Shoppers making more than $70,000 a year, up 12 percent from 2007. “Brand aspirationals,” a younger demographic that cares about name brands and labels, were the focus of Wal-Mart’s promotional strategies through the beginning of 2008, but the company has shifted back to low-price messages.

However, "Forty-two percent of Wal-Mart sales are to customers making less than $40,000 a year."

Although AC Neilsen reports that Wal-Mart has shifted back to a low price message, they are no longer the ham-fisted company that was represented by a yellow-happy-faced-price-slasher. Now they are sending the message with upscale looking shoppers who delight in a good buy as a competitive, I-am-smarter-than-you-are move.

Wal-Mart buys $27 billion directly from China, and lots more indirectly through companies like Mattel. If Wal-Mart were a country, it would be China's 6th largest export country.

You Can Take The Bullets Out of Your Name


But you can't take the guns out of your lockers.
The Washington Wizards changed their name from the Washington Bullets because of concerns over violence.

Now, teammates Arenas and Crittendon are accused of pulling guns on one another over a gambling debt. (in the locker room where they kept their guns).
Conclusion: There is more to a brand than the name.