Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Happy Birthday El Jefe!


Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you. Happy Birthday President Obama. Happy Birthday to you.

Obama was born in Hawaii, two years AFTER STATEHOOD, on the island of OAHU, in KAPIOLANI hospital. His birth announcement was published in the paper as was then the custom...hospital gives names to paper, paper publishes.

Now birth notices have been replaced by litigation listings.
Barack is a Metal Ox, according to Chinese astrology, making him the perfect President for our times.

Imua, Barack. Hauoli La Hanau.

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