Arab hand dryers found in Chicago restroom

Kidding. they were Dyson Airblade hand dryers. New to visitors from Hawaii, North Carolina, and Connecticut. Like little girls bending over and sitting up so the seeing eye toilets will flush,

we all had to go to the ladies room to dry our hands after being alerted to the new device by the

astute North Carolinian.

They definitely dry your hands faster than the old fashioned push and blow kind, but did Dyson

really mean to use the word "blade"? Seems a little harsh, especially because you don't expect to have your hand cut off in a public WC.

P.S. they apparently operate at 400 mph or the equivalent thereof, cost just under $2000 and dry your hands in 12 seconds.